The Tiny Voice of Reason

RV Homesteading: Going Back Home

I have had quite a few people wonder out loud why I am not "totally freaking out" about homesteading in a travel trailer.  The only answer I have to that observation is, I have done this before.  I grew up in the West Indies in what many would consider a three room shack with my maternal grandmother, my mother and about five older cousins my gran took care of for my aunts and uncles.

We had no indoor plumbing, no electricity, an outhouse, outdoor shower, gas tank stove, two beds and a huge garden.  The one difference I have had to deal with while RV homesteading is the frigid temperatures.  The temperature rarely drops below sixty in the West Indies.  That might be the reason for my obvious obsession with being warm.

Before my uncle installed the outdoor plumbing, we would walk to the local standpipe with various buckets, empty jugs and canisters to fill with water we hauled back to the storage containers we kept in the kitchen.  There would be a line and occasionally someone at the standpipe would be taking a bath with an improvised shower curtain.

I consider how I am living now to be luxurious compared to my upbringing.  I have electricity, a refrigerator, television, a computer, telephone and other amenities we would walk over to a more well off neighbour to obtain the use of.  I never heard of insulation growing up.  Our house was simply unpainted, uninsulated and untreated lumber.  If a board or two rotted my uncle or cousins would simply rip it out and replace it with a new one.

Everyone had chores as far as my grandmother was concerned.  I cleaned the glass chimneys of the kerosene lamps, trimmed the wicks, washed any of my clothes that did not need bleach and took out the portable toilets (aka chamber pots, potty) all by the age of five.  By age six I knew how to light the gas stove with it's portable gas tank, handle basic knife skills, garden and cook the basics.  

These skills are essential to most of the worlds population who do not live in developed nations or live in the poor areas of developed nations.  I never thought of these as extraordinary skills or that not everyone knew how to live a simple life.  Normal is whatever you make it.  What I am doing today, homesteading, is like getting back on a bicycle.

RV Homesteading: 46 mph Winds, No Electricity for 2 hours and Still Warm

  Wow, what a night we had.  There was a severe thunderstorm warning, snow and a high wind advisory last night.  Our travel trailer is located from east to west so it barely vibrated with the high west winds.  The temperature went down to 18 degrees, though I have no idea what the wind chill was.  The power went out around 11 pm.  I would say about 10:45 pm.  We notified the utility company of the outage then waited for the power to be restored.

The weather reports had forecasted 65 mph winds and the maximum gusts only got up to 46 mph from the actual weather reports I read.  The inside of our travel trailer was still toasty warm even with the high winds, low outdoor temperature and no heaters running.  It stayed warm for the entire two hours we waited for the power to be restored.  I do believe I did a good job on the insulation and windbreaks if I say so myself.  Nature does like to give pop quizzes it seems.

There are no tall trees immediately next to our travel trailer so there was no danger of falling debris. We also have a back up gas powered generator, yet it was so warm inside there was no need to rush out to plug the trailer into that alternative power source.

RV Homesteading: Down to -6 Degrees F and still warm

It is a warm 9 degrees F outside and about 70 degrees inside.  Our front door lock was frozen, so we heated some water and poured it on to get it open.  I've got to get started on a mud room so that stops.  The temperature dropped to a chilly -6 degrees F last night and we were all wrapped cozy under our microfiber plush blankets dressed in our thermals, hats and wool socks.  Though that might sound cold, okay it was cold outside, it was not as cold as January 2011 when the temperature reached a sub-arctic -27 F.  We piled everyone into one room with two of the electric heaters running and our two dogs piled on blankets on the floor.  

I believe that our having placed the travel trailer with the bedrooms, and all the windows, facing south helps with passive solar heating.  We open the shades to let the sun warm up the travel trailer and close them in the evening when the sun sets to keep the heat in.  

The sky is nice and clear right now and the temperature is rising.  I actually started to feel overheated after being outside for ten minutes or so.   I like to stand at the top of the driveway and survey.  I look for improvements I could make and I have been thinking about adding an attached greenhouse to the south wall.  Set up some 55 gallon barrels, that have been painted black for maximum heat absorption, of water to create bio-mass.  The absorbed heat will then be released at night.  Well, that is a project for another day.  I can't wait to see how it works.  I should also be able to put some winter greens in the attached greenhouse.  Why not make use of the space?

RV Homesteading: Living Without Running Water

We have no well on our property yet and have spent two years living on our homestead, in our travel trailer full time, without running water.  I never thought I would ever say this, yet, I tend to forget that we have no running water here.  Actually, everyone who visits us or passes by our place is shocked to learn that we have no running water.  They always turn and stare at my "garden" in wonder then ask "If you don't have water, how do you have so many plants?"  I have no idea why everyone thinks I planted all that greenery as most of it is nature.  Inevitably they all want to know how we bathe.  

The answer is simple, there are several places you can actually go to get a bath, not free of course, yet they exist.  The first place we were directed to by a cashier at the gas station was a trailer park.  They have public showers that you can pay for $5 a person.  The owner was nice enough to let our kids bathe for free.  While talking to another person at the local supermarket we were told about the Y.M.C.A and yes the song did automatically roll through our heads and stayed for the rest of the day to our dismay.  

We drove a few towns over and found the Y, went in and filled out some paperwork.  If you are suffering financial hardship they offer financial aid.  I think you have to volunteer when you do that though.  We have a family rate that covers all of us for the entire facility.  From showers, to the pool, to the exercise equipment and even the little day care center.  

When we first parked our travel trailer on our new acreage, we thought to buy a portable RV fresh water tank and fill the water storage tank.  We took the heavy duty vinyl water tank to the gas station, filled it with about 50 gallons of water, I'd have to check the capacity to see if that's correct, and started to fill the tank.  That is when we noticed the pipes in the bathroom were leaking onto the floor.  We started looking for alternatives right away.

For home water use, we bought a 5 gallon potable water container from the hunting section of Wal-mart.  We used that for one year and then switched to bottled water.  There are not many gas stations with outdoor water faucets in the winter and there's only so much water begging you can do before they cut you off.  We save all the water bottles and take them back to the supermarket for the $0.05 deposit.  That adds up.  We have been able to pay for our groceries on occasion using just the deposit money.  

Our laundry is done at the laundromat a few towns over.  I'm looking into an old fashioned hand crank washing machine and clothes line for next year.  The well drillers were here  a couple weeks ago and we got a few estimates mailed to us.  It will cost us almost $6,000 to drill the well, put in the electric pump and storage tank.  We will have to hire a plumber to hook the water up to our travel trailer.  Just having running water, even if only a stand pipe, on the property will be a relief.  The savings from not driving to take a bath and buy bottled water will be tremendous.  

RV Homesteading: Staying Warm In A Travel Trailer In Winter

I spent a year searching the internet for anything I could find to make our park model travel trailer warmer during the winter for full time living.  It was like pulling teeth to find anyone who was not taking a winter camping trip.  Very frustrating.  The RV winterizing I was searching for did not include shutting off water valves and putting on a camper cover before parking our RV in a non-existent garage.    

I wanted to know how to insulate, what to insulate and how to keep our travel trailer warm at -15 degrees Fahrenheit.  The first bit of insulation we bought were vent cushions from an online RV store.

Through lots of trials and errors we are finally comfortable at 9 degrees and below.  Our first year our neighbours who are a few miles away suggested hay bales for skirting.  That was okay until the mice moved in.  Not to mention that hay is also a fire hazard and can spontaneously combust.  Hay is also heavy once spring hits and all that ice starts to melt.  We used it to mulch our lawn since we couldn't haul it very far without a wheelbarrow.  We had no plants around our travel trailer, just high grass, brush and the gravel plot the seller for our land made for us.  Nothing at all to slow the wind down.  When it blew the entire travel trailer shook, swayed and shuddered.  The floors, windows and doors were extremely cold.    

So what did I do to get us warm?  A variety of things.  The first bit of information I found when doing a search on homesteading was about permaculture of all things.  When spring of 2011 came around I drove straight to Home Depot and bought plants to create a windbreak to create a mircoclimate next to our travel trailer.  The wind is what sucks your heat away and out through the many crevices in the travel trailer that aren't sealed.  Slow down the wind and you slow down the heat loss.  

When creating a windbreak you shouldn't plant a straight hedgerow of plants.  You stagger different sizes of plants.  Evergreen trees, deciduous shrubs and fruiting bushes of varying heights with spaces in between for the wind to go.  A straight tight line of shrubs and trees creates a wall that the wind will only go up and over to blow only harder and colder on the other side sucking heat away faster. I also put in foundation plants.  I like to think of it all as outdoor travel trailer insulation.

We decided on a wood skirt for the travel trailer made from the same wood used to build sheds.  It's working brilliantly at the moment.  I wanted to put down some plastic sheeting in the crawl space under the travel trailer and add some foam board insulation yet that might be a project for another year.  We ran out of budgeted money and time.  

With the foundation plants, windbreak and skirting, now when the wind blows, it is slowed down by the windbreak, slowed down again by the foundation plants and warmed up by the heat of the travel trailer creating a micro-climate of warm air around our travel trailer.  On the inside I used a few tips I received from some folks in Canada.  It's colder there than here so I figured they have to know what they're talking about.

I went out and bought a few clear plastic shower curtain liners, folded them in half, cut to fit the windows with enough going beyond the window frame (and the patio door frame) then taped it to the surrounding wall with that outdoor weather tape you find at the hardware store, like Value Center.  I got the styrofoam insulation panels (12 pack for $8) from Home Depot and I put those inside the cabinets, closets, the storage space in the bedroom closet and under the sinks.  Under the tub, and that small space behind the toilet where the pipe sits in front, I stuffed fiberglass bats and made an inside cover with a square piece of styrofoam insulation.  

I bought a wool blanket from Wal-Mart for $10 and put that under the fitted sheet on our bed.  It's amazing how warm the bed feels after doing that.  The mattress was always cold under the fitted sheet and you'd huddle in one spot until it warmed up and dare not roll over.  Now the entire bed is toasty warm.  I also bought a few microfiber plush blankets from K-Mart that were on sale.  Instead of the flat sheet under the blanket you put it on top of the blanket.  It is like the mattress in the way that the flat sheet is always cold to your skin.  A hot water bottle is a great investment, or you could put hot water into one of those metal/plastic containers you see in the supermarket now to tote your tap water in instead of using bottled water and cover it with a sock so you don't burn yourself.  

I also got a few canisters of indoor/outdoor waterproof caulk.  Might have been overkill, yeah.  It works for me though.  I caulked around our main door, the windows, the seam where the closet meets the floor in the main bedroom and used expanding foam insulation to fill the floor seam of the travel trailer pop outs.  Around the pop out wall and ceiling spaces I put about six of those air conditioner foam strips.   Thermal curtains are on our windows and the main door and we do heat only the space we are in with electric space heaters along with passive solar heating.  We open the thermal curtains in the morning and close them as the sun goes down.  Another Canadian suggested painting a few 2 litre soda bottles black, filling them with water and allowing the sun to heat them during the day as they will emit that heat into the travel trailer at night when you close the curtains.

The forced air furnace broke a month after we got here, when we were still using the gas generator waiting for the local utility to install our utility pole.  We use two small room space heaters so our trailer isn't overloaded.  Actually, I got a heavy duty outdoor power cord that is plugged directly into the pole so that overload never happens.  

Our electric bill for december 2010 was $400.  Our bills in the summer of 2011 was around $58.  Our bill for December 2011 was $195, which is about half of last December's.  Learning to hibernate the desktop (better yet a laptop is cheaper on your electric bill), and put the microwave on a power strip to turn on when needed, along with all the insulation saved a bundle.  I believe about $20 a month from putting the microwave on a power strip alone.

I will be finishing filling out the windbreak next spring through fall 2012.  This time to put in deciduous trees and shrubs to help with the cooling part of our electric bill.  Oh shady tree, oh shady tree, you mean the whole wide world to me.   I'll let you know how our forest garden is coming along when I've got half the tree planting done.

Edit to add:  Today, Jan 3 2012, the temperature outside is 3 degrees F with a -7 windchill.  Our inside temperature is around 70 degrees.  I still have one sink to finish insulate yet I'm happy overall with the temperature.

5 Things I Wish I Had Been Taught In School: College & Employment

When I attended high school we had a class on careers and the one thing that was pushed was higher education.  The main focus of the school during senior year was to get as much of the senior class accepted into college.  What they showed us as an incentive were the salaries of those specialised folks within certain professions we had interest in.  Anywhere from $70 to $200k annually.  To poor kids from Urban America where most of us just get assimilated straight into the workforce with the promise of minimum wage, that is like dangling a steak in front of a hungry tiger.

 

This is number three of my short list:  College & Employment

 

 

High School Graduates and College Graduate Start Out The Same

 

The only hope you have of earning those kinds of salaries upon graduating from a four year college, graduate school and/or a residency if applicable is work experience.  The difference between a college graduate and a high school graduate upon graduation is basically career versus job.  Chris Rock was definitely correct on that front during his skit regarding the two.

 

As a high school graduate, the most you can hope for is a job with little advancement until you receive a degree/certificate.  With the degree/certificate you do have the potential to advance faster than a college graduate due to consistent work experience and how long it takes them to learn the job.

 

A college graduate with little actual work experience and/or history will start out on the same rung as a high school graduate.  It may take a few years to get the work experience the high school graduate already has but advancement offers will be more numerous due to the degree.  If it's one thing I remember from working is being offered a promotion only to be asked "Do you have a bachelor's degree?"

 

As a high school graduate, a job is a necessity.  It is something you need and you experience every hour working with a few euphoric moments of lunch and leaving.  What college gives you, if you take more practical courses like Business, Accounting or a specialty profession like Nursing, Medicine, Law etc, is how to run a business and therefore your own career.  The business you learn how to operate is you.  Instead of "working for the man" college, if done right, teaches you how to "work for yourself".  A job becomes not a necessity but a stepping stone to further a career.

 

 

Don't Expect A Million Bucks and a Sports Car

 

A lot of students entering college, and some during high school, start spending their savings in anticipation of a high yield salary.  The raw truth is, unless you have previous work experience that you fit in during high school and college classes do not expect to make above minimum wage when you get started.  The degree only means you can pass go and collect your $200 promotion but you still have to play the game and pay up to get there.

 

One of the most recurrent conversations I heard while in high school was "When I become a doctor/lawyer/stockbroker I'm gonna wear Armani suits, buy three houses and take vacations in Tahiti!"  Even then I was the only one laughing in amusement instead of sitting in awe of the brilliant light that was their blinding enthusiasm for their imagination.  You shouldn't spend what you do not have.  Those same braggerts would spend entire paychecks on a pair of shoes or a leather jacket to, I don't know, mold themselves into the illusion?

 

Several years later when bumping into them after their college graduation they first tried so desperately to keep up the illusion and soon ended up broke and dillusioned.  They never utilised the college degree they, at the end, just picked an easy subject simply to graduate and get out.  They gave up before college graduation while viewing the quarterly debt that was quickly piling up.  They eagerly strutted into college with dreams of earning $150k a year after graduation only to leave with that same amount or twice as much in debt from college loans and no enthusiasm to pay them off.

 

 

A Degree Is Not A Limitation

 

I also know a lot of folks who are so specific about their degree and the jobs they target during job search.  A degree should not be a limitation or ball and chain so parlay it into a career.  That is why you went to college in the first place.  You have a bachelor's degree in law but need to go to law school in order to fulfill your dream of becoming a lawyer.  You can't afford to go right away due to college debt so where the heck to you find work with only entry level positions open?  So what if it's entry level.  It's a stepping stone to get where you want to go.  If you want to specialise in medical law why only search for work in a law firm?  Try a hospital.  Get a real life feel for the place and imagine them as your future clients.  Whether it is the patients or the staff.  Personal Injury law or sports injury lawyer.  Getting real life experience about your future customer base will give you an edge.

 

Want to be a doctor?  You can start out as a nurse, paramedic, EMT, firefighter, technician, orderlie or physician's assistant.  A parallel job to kick off your career.  You should pace yourself because a career is supposed to be something you love to do instead of have to do in order to pay bills.  There's no rush.

 

 

Turn What You Love Into Your Career

 

It may sound corny but it is true.  A career is you life's work so it should be something you want to do and love to do for the rest of your life as you are able.  Tony Hawk, Bill Gates and even Donald Trump (he made himself his career) parlayed their love and passion in life into lucrative ventures.

 

 

Being A Parent Is Not A Career To Be Ashamed Of

 

I always wanted to work for myself and never worked with the objective of simply obtaining a job in mind.  The first step I took in my career was in high school.  I volunteered at the school's college office and soon got my first job at age 15 at a family owned stock photography company.  I could have simply sat at the desk they gave me and do the job they gave me.   That's just not me though.  I went from department to department asking questions, hanging around and offering my eager hands for other assignments.  I basically created a new job description around me at 16; Department Asst.  They made it official a year later and gave me a raise.

 

It wasn't that I liked money.  I was single, a teen, no dependents, no major expenses past transporation to get to and from school since I walked over to work from school.  I've always wanted to own my own business so I took advantage of the situation I was in to learn how to run a company and get paid for it.  My favourite spot to hang out was the Human Resources Department.  

 

When the company no longer satisfied my curiosity and thirst my mum suggested the Temporary Employment Agencies.  I made the first step to becoming self-employed at the age of 18 and worked as a temp until I was 24.  I was curious about so many different levels of business and how the cogs all worked together.  I took several job recruiter assignments just to satisfy my curiousity about Human Resources.

 

My hourly pay by then had reached $22/hour.  Suddenly I was sent to so many different companies in so many industries I was sad when the assignments ended so I made the best of it searching out many different executives, employees and professionals to pick their collective brains.  I saw it as getting paid to learn.  I was a bit disappointed during my brief stint at Atlantic Records because they really burst the bubble I had about the music business.

 

I had my own business by the age of 26 and made $150k one year, still without a college degree, before realising it was never about the money and status for me.  There was nothing for me to feel guilty or ashamed about.  The only thing I've ever wanted, was to stay home with any future kids and have a simple happy life.  Thankfully for me my current partner has the same dream.  I've made our household into my business doing contract work from home.  I am not interested in earning money to obtain fast depreciating and quickly replacable material items.  I like a sustained existence.  Which is why I'm looking into mircofarming and all the experience I acquired from the corporate world has helped me out wonderfully.  Our household should see it's first "profit" by 2013.  I have been at home, and self employed, for the entire 5 years of our youngest child's life.

 

A career does not have to be exceedingly lucrative as long as it is always satisfying.  Profitable doesn't hurt either.

 

5 Things I Wish I Had Been Taught In School: Real Life Pregnancy Planning

I know I touched on having a Pregnancy Fund in #5, yet I feel the need to expand this subject since it's critical.  This is my #4 of things I wish I had been taught in school.  Pregnancy planning should be a part of everyone's crisis fund.  You never know when you'll end up being the next of kin for a relative or have a sudden downturn in the economy where you are suddenly struggling financially and pregnant.  I have been in the latter and thought I'd share.

 On television sitcoms and movies there is always that one pregnant lady who goes out on maternity leave.  As a child, tween, teen and then young adult you actually believe what is show to be common place.  It is only when you are older, having never imagined the situation you would find yourself in, that you find out how rare finding a company withpaid maternity leave is and that is if they offer it at all.  Most pregnant women find themselves without employment if they cannot return after using up every sick, holiday and vacation day they have.

 I worked at a small business until I was nine months pregnant, just like most every other pregnant woman in the United States does.  You try to work as long as possible, to save as much as possible, to tide you over with bills until you can return to work.  After giving birth, even though it would be best to spend the first months bonding with your newborn, most new parents return to work immediately after first finding suitable child care.  Instead of offering parental leave, most US companies that employees seek like the holy grail are the ones who provide on-site child care.  Every time someone sneers at a working mother I feel the urge to smack them with a folded chair.  I may have spent one too many days watching WWF as a child but it always feels like it would be satisfying when I think of it.  Alas, aggravated assault is not something I would like to be charged with.

 I was stuck in a quandry with no idea about the resources available.  The first thing most people will tell you is "Go get welfare."  Well, I'm not a welfare kind of person so I began searching for alternatives.  Since I worked simultaneously at a Recruiting Office and a Mergers and Acquisitions firm filing Profit & Loss statements all day I decided to create one for our household to see where we stood and get ideas for increasing our income while decreasing our expenses.  One bit of advice I did receive from my employer(s) was to apply for Temporary Disability with the State, which I did.  I made $400 a week before delivery and birth and Temporary Disability only paid $150 - $200 a week.  The search for supplementation and expense reduction began.

 I had an extensive cookbook collection at that time, most of them being culinary textbooks worth $150 a book.  I found eBay.  I also went back to my college cooking habits which was to buy meat in bulk, package it for storage and plan meals for the month around it.  I had worked as a temp before so I began doing contract office work without an agency.  Resume writing, envelope stuffing for my former employer and other office odd jobs.  Between eBay, odd jobs from home and Temporary Disability, I made my previous salary.

 I believe I also went a bit haywire reducing our energy bill.  Other than food, energy sucks up most of your income.  You have to become enterprising to generate income while taking care of a newborn.  Now, I know someone somewhere is saying "Why didn't you go to Social Services?"  Well there is such a thing as not qualifying.  It happens.  I wanted to leave Social Services as the last resort though.  I could have just not tried the alternatives I did and gone straight to Social Services but then I would have never started my own business.

 I worked in so many industries that I have a variety of talents and Marketing was one of them even though I do not have a formal degree for it.  I found myself innundted with website design requests, requests for flyers, resume help, all the while trying to fit in the envelope stuffing for my former employer.  I eventually had to drop my former employer since I was fully booked.  No one was more shocked than I was.  I did do a few contract jobs for them after but never became re-employed.

 As I said before, I worked as a temp before accepting employment with my former employer.  I've been an independent contractor since two years after leaving high school.  I accepted assignments from several different companies at varying amounts.  Anywhere, back then, from $6.50 to $25 per hour.  An assignment came in; I took it.  Work is work is work to me.  I confess, this is why Social Services never entered my mind at the time.  I have never been a conventional "worker bee".

 

Resources -  Baby Clothing & Products

 There are several places you can get clothing at discount prices.  One overlooked neighbourhood resource is your local garage sales.  I've washed, folded and stored baby clothes that were only worn for a week before the baby outgrew them.  I'm sure every parent does that.  The bottles, out grown car seats, shoes etc are all stored until a donation bin was spotted in the supermarket parking lot or a notice from the Salvation Army was posted on the community boards. 

There is also your local Thrift shops and eBay of course.  Local pickup would be best if you do not have cash to deal with shipping fees.

 Another source for clothing that no once seems to utilise as they did in the old days are hand-me-downs.  When I shopped for my daughter after my son was born I made sure to buy gender neutral clothes with only a few sex specific items.  Even shoes were neutral.  When my son grew he wore his older sister's hand-me-downs.  My youngest daughter wore a 11 year old shirt that all her siblings wore 2 years ago and it was still in great condition when I donated it to the thrift shop.

 

 Resources - Food

 I never bought any pre-packaged baby food with the exception of formula and applesauce.  I had a baby only blender and a metal steamer.  Steam, then puree.  I grew up eating from my granmother's garden.  The only food items we purchased were spices, staples like flour, sugar, baking powder, dairy and salt.  The meat we got from my aunt's farm.  Vegetables are one of the most expensive foods to purchase.  Even though you may not be able to have an outdoor garden, you can still container garden or try aquaponics (fish and vegetables) in an urban dwelling.  Cuts down on food costs.

 There are other alternatives available within the community such as Women, Infants and Children (WIC), Food Pantries and Nutritional Supplement (Food Stamps).  Food stamps are not just for "low income households" and are used widely by many middle income households in suburbia.  I like to think of it as the government making up for not offering national parental leave.  These programmes were created to help families with children and other needy people such as the homeless, elderly and disabled.  You can search for Food Pantries in your area here: 

http://feedingamerica.org/foodbank-results.aspx

 

Resources - Family & Friends

 The one thing that is critical to parenting is having a support group.  Whether it is neighbourhood parents, your parents, relatives, close friends or all of the above a solid support group is required.  When a newborn comes home they are awake every 3 hours.  Feed, burp, change, and sleep.  Hopefully.  Every 3 hours.  There is not much sleep to be had.  It is not the physical activity that sucks the most energy out of you; it's the baby crying.  It's like each wail serves as a hook that yanks your energy strand by strand until you are completely beyond exhaustion.

 When I had my first child, I was surrounded by my now ex-partner's family, then my mum and sister.  When I had my second child, I had only my partner.  Things ran much smoother having more than two people watching and caring for the baby.  Not to mention, providing much required alone time, even if it is for a half hour to hour in the shower all by yourself.  It's a wonderful idea to set up a support group well before a baby arrives.  It prevents unnecessary stress.

 

5 Things I Wished I Had Been Taught In School: Personal Finance

There were a few nasty surprises I encountered as a "newly minted adult" that I wish someone had warned me about.  Here is #5 on my short list.

 Number 5:  Personal Finance is more than balancing a checkbook

 I did get an A in that by the way.  Managing personal financing is more about anticipating your needs and planning accordingly.  Knowing what your income versus expenses are quarterly since they bloody well fluctuate during season changes.  Knowing if your household, even if it's just you, is running in the black.  I have found Quarterly (even monthly) Profit & Loss sheets to be excellent at helping figure it all out and make projections for the next quarter.  

 Quarterly Profit & Loss Sheet - Household

A Quarterly Profit & Loss sheet for a household also helps pinpoint where the hell all your cash is going and plugging those leaks from draining your Income bucket.

 So how does a P&L work?  

 Income

Employment

Odd Jobs

Garage Sales

eBay

Parents/Allowance/Trustfund

Interest

Winnings

 

Expenses

Rent/Mortgage

Electric/Gas

Transportation

Food - Groceries

Food - Take Out/Delivery/Eat Out

Paper Goods

Telephone - Land

Telephone - Cell

Internet

Entertainment

Laundry

Misc

 Subtract your expenses from your income and you have exactly what your Net worth is or how well you're doing saving.  I know my ex-teacher was all about "pay yourself first" and "put 10% of your paycheck in the bank".  Sometimes, with the amount of expenses, that's just not possible.  With the P&L sheets I have been using since 2000, I've been able to pinpoint a section to reduce so I am able to save something.  Changing habits = reduced expenses.  Another part of Personal Finance that was sorely lacking from my education was Crisis Planning.  

 Crisis Fund

Whether you save 10% or 100% of your, ahem, "Profit" you shouldn't consider it actual "Savings" yet until you start to exceed your Crisis Planning fund.  Crisises like parental leave for new parents, lay off or a medical emergency.  Yes, your insurance will cover the medical cost.  Who will pay your bills while you are out of work though?  Bills do not take breaks or vacations, even if you do get forebearance for some things, at the end of that you will be expected to pay, sometimes with interest.  Crisis funds should be stocked up for a minimum of three months of expenses though I prefer six months to a year for safety's sake.

 The vast majority of employers in the United States do not offer paid parental leave.  There is the option of applying for State Temporary Disability due to Pregnancy but that will only net you a fraction, and a very small one, of your income per month.  Even if you have no plans to get pregnant, get someone pregnant or adopt/surrogate/foster you should incorporate potential expenses into your Crisis Fund.  It's like getting sick; no one plans for that to happen either.  It is the practical thing to do.  

 

You could create a separate Pregnancy Fund if you like, just remember that whatever your expenses are double them.  A baby is an entire separate person and not a roommate with a steady adult income.  There are programmes you can apply for after delivery and birth where the baby will have an income.  Such as, Women, Infants and Children (W.I.C) and Nutrition Supplement (Food Stamps) whether you are low to medium income.  Think of it as the government's form of making up for no national parental leave.  Every potential parent, whether you are single, married, cohabitating, LGBT or straight, should have a pregnancy/parental fund.  What is also as important as Crisis and Pregnancy funds is the knowledge of Debt Management.

 Revolving Debt Management: Credit Equals Debt

 It took me trial, error and staggering credit card debt to figure this out.  The main part of the credit part of debt management, and your credit report in general is this;  PAY YOUR DAMN BILLS ON TIME.  That is what the majority of your credit score is based on.  Payment History.  Balances fluctuate but if you are a bastard of a customer?  That sticks to you like shi...well you get the point.

 The trick to paying credit cards on time that no one tells you is this.  There are two dates.  One you see and one you don't see.  When you get your bill there is a Due Date.  You believe you're fine since you've mailed out your payment or paid online a week in advance.  Then you wait until the payment clears and go shopping.  The next bill comes in and you see that it says you were over your limit the month before and think "What the hell!?  I paid the bill!  How could I be overlimit!?"  That is due to the second date.  It's called your Statement Closing date.  

 Okay, let's say your due date says April 7, 2011 and your statement closing date is on the 15th.  You pay your previous bill amount online by the 7th wait until the payment clears and then go shopping.  Whatever amount you've racked up by the 15th is what will show on your next bill.  So, while you might be ontime you are now overlimit and showing bad money management behaviour.   First thing you do when getting a new credit card is find out when your statement closes.  You can also request that it be changed.

 To prevent going overlimit, pay your bill by the statement closing date instead of the due date.  Whatever amount is on the card, pay it down to 10% of your credit limit by the statement closing date.  By, meaning before the statement closing date and don't use your card until after that date.  When you receive your next statement in the mail, if you have a $1000 credit limit and paid it down to 10% your balance due should be $100.  On time and showing good money management.  Easiest way to begin managing your debt and getting a solid credit score.

 There are other things like negotiating debt payments with creditors.  I've paid off $25k in debt for only $3k one year by calling them up, usually when it's around 4 to 5 years in, and saying "I have this much right now. Take it or leave it and I want the settlement deal faxed in writing before I pay you."  I picked a high percentage of the debt for charge off without totally being insulting, that we could start negotiations at.  Say, 65% off.  So if it was originally $1500, I'd offer to pay $525 and see what happens.  Only one place negotiated a lower percentage for a debt of $300.  I offered $105 at 65% off and they countered with $180 at 40% off.

 You should only do this with those creditors you actually intend on settling with that day or your debt resets to the date you made new contact.  Shows up as a new charge off and hurts your credit score.  If the debt is over 7 years old, it should not be on your credit report and the creditors should not be contacting you.  Dispute it for removal.  They'll have to provide original paperwork to prove it's recent.  You could still do like the majority does and simply wait the 7 years.

 Installment Accounts

 I would not go over four revolving credit card accounts and FICO recommends having at least one installment account (car note, student loan, other loan) on your credit report.  Ever get that note "Not enough credit history"?  Same as revolving credit accounts, pay your bills on time.

 

Resources

 A great place to hang out for all your credit score needs?  MyFICO: (http://ficoforums.myfico.com/fico/)  A credit score is the difference between a 3% APR and a 49% APR.  If you don't know what I mean, I'll put it in terms of money.  If you have a balance on your credit card of $1000 for a year, the interest you pay at 3% is $16.16.  At 49%?  It's $233. (Credit Card Payment Calculator: http://www.csgnetwork.com/creditcardcalc.html).  Credit cards make you wish you hadn't used "Where, in real life, will I ever use this crap!?" as an excuse not to pay attention in Math class.

I have yet to figure out 401(k) and IRAs but I understand Certificates of Deposits (CDs) just fine.  I use these unless the bank is offering a savings account with a better interest rate.  Explaining 401(k) and IRAs to me would have been nice you schmucks!